satire

Attention everyone, I want to be your next Captain and I’m a bit of an arsehole. People with 7 properties…

Where’s Wally?

How much of this poor people shit do I need to name and eat and how much of these clothes…

The Blue Hawaii cocktail is a mix of kiwifruit, Hawaiian rum and National Party deceit, it tastes like rich male…

Blue Te Puke

Te Puke Five-O didn’t live up to the hype of the National Party

The Four Donkeys of the Apocalypse

Chris Luxon chilling in Te Puke.

That look on your face when you have to eat political shit