Political Caption Competition
Where’s Wally?

When you listen to any of Winston’s speeches, the two biggest cheers he gets are when he bashes the Trans…

What the risen Christ is this new nightmare? White House border czar defends ICE electric shock gloves White House border…

Despite the enormous falling out between myself and Free Speech Champion Damien Grant, he’s still a very good columnist and…
As Te Pati MΔori’s unique MMP strategy for the candidate vote only settles in, the most interesting feature of the…

POLITICAL FACT OF THE DAY: King George I of Great Britain spoke very little English, which helped empower early prime…

Todayβs Ministerial Advisory Group report on aged care will only deliver the system older New Zealanders need if it comes…
“Cook me some eggs, bitch”!
Way to taki. Instead try “The breakfast chef didn’t want to put scrambled eggs on the plate so I made him swap with the kitchenhand. Now he wants to put the scrambled eggs on the plate.”
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β How do expect me to know where I am, and why?β
βHow many times do I have to hang around The Warehouse carpark and pretend to go to Bunnings ?β
Chris Luxon and Jacinda Ardern before they were famous…
“Oi pays me taxes! You least you could do is bring me a sodding beer while Oi’m waitin'”
‘Sorry I’m breaking up’