satire

Goose kills bird that lays golden eggs

EVERYONE: That is our Prime Minister walking the talk, what a beautiful humble human being and incredible leader she is….

Jacinda: “To be brave cheerily, to be patient with a glad heart, to stand the agonies of thirst with laughter…

Chris Luxon as a Rich Parasite

SPOT THE DIFFERENCE: One is a corporate clown, the other is Ronald McDonald

$6billion in National’s tax cuts will go to 5% richest Kiwis National Party Tax cut policy – a fight between…

CANCEL TAYLOR SWIFT BECAUSE SHE MADE ME FEEL FAT!

Hello, would you like lies with that?

But ‘they’re just living their best life, namaste’ doesn’t really cut it as a fucking defence does it?

This one time at band camp…