Political Caption Competition
Attention everyone, I want to be your next Captain and I’m a bit of an arsehole.
People with 7 properties or more into the lifeboats first, Bottom Feeders last!
Attention everyone, I want to be your next Captain and I’m a bit of an arsehole.
People with 7 properties or more into the lifeboats first, Bottom Feeders last!

Boom! Roy Morgan predicted the Labour crash and TOP rise in their last under-reported poll so this TVNZ Poll predicting…

I’m sure you are well aware of the bill going through the parliament process that will allow the government to…
It isn’t often that smaller provincial newspapers break revealing health stories. They struggle with fewer resources to call upon and…

As the NZ Labour Party struggles to shake off the Incremental Wellington Mandarins, there are lessons for them in Keir…

I don’t give 3 shits that there was a mistake in the Greens budget. It was rectified within 24 hours…
The Disabled Community might start suspecting that this Government seems to hate them… Total Mobility subsidy cut leaves Bay of…
You mean we are heading for Honolulu already? I thought we had a stopover at Te Puke.
Beam me up Scotty !! ..and make it quick !!!…..I need to get the fuck out of here… pronto !!!!
Damn that’s what I was going to put. Good one Grant! I think you’re onto a winner there, with totally appropriate use of exclamation marks!!! Grant for PM?
“Hello, hello is that the Government, we need a bailout”
“Ahhh and that’s why I get the big bucks”.
” Big Mac family combo upsized x4 with 5 litrs of that scum sucking poor drink… Coke Zero Sugar. What? No, no tip! “
“How does thing work, hello, hello”?
I want to know why homeless people cannot just move to their holiday homes