Political Caption Competition
Attention everyone, I want to be your next Captain and I’m a bit of an arsehole.
People with 7 properties or more into the lifeboats first, Bottom Feeders last!
Attention everyone, I want to be your next Captain and I’m a bit of an arsehole.
People with 7 properties or more into the lifeboats first, Bottom Feeders last!

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I have argued that Trump has hideously misunderstood the difference between bullying a corrupt Revolutionary Venezuelan regime and the religious…
You mean we are heading for Honolulu already? I thought we had a stopover at Te Puke.
Beam me up Scotty !! ..and make it quick !!!…..I need to get the fuck out of here… pronto !!!!
Damn that’s what I was going to put. Good one Grant! I think you’re onto a winner there, with totally appropriate use of exclamation marks!!! Grant for PM?
“Hello, hello is that the Government, we need a bailout”
“Ahhh and that’s why I get the big bucks”.
” Big Mac family combo upsized x4 with 5 litrs of that scum sucking poor drink… Coke Zero Sugar. What? No, no tip! “
“How does thing work, hello, hello”?
I want to know why homeless people cannot just move to their holiday homes