Political Caption Competition
That look on your face when you have to eat political shit
That look on your face when you have to eat political shit

The Green Party says scrapping the Clean Car Standard will mean New Zealanders end up paying more to run their…

No one has navigated National out of trouble better than their pollster David Farrar. He was the genius who told…

To date, the drama-drama inside te Pati Māori has managed to hand David Seymour, Mike Hosking, Sean Plunkett, Don Brash,…

Ummmmmm…. Luxon says he ‘misspoke’ on ‘any actions’ in Iran 1News …ummmmm…. Christopher Luxon has to return to Parliament to…

This week on The War on News, Martyn Bradbury lays waste to the latest imperial tantrums, biometric betrayals, and a…

This is the sort of shit that Trump pulls with his media… TVNZ chair calls Paul Goldsmith after police minister…
Carry on you losers, make fun of me. I can’t lose because you will just turn me into a martyr or marter, and onwards to master. (Bit feeble – but you get my direction I think.)
‘I am actually not here, this is my digital avatar’. If my answers seem nonsensical it’s probably a case of bad net”
Tilts head into light to display holiday tan acquired on holiday in Tepuke(located in the Island group of Phucyu Imwyte)
“Because I give you my word as a gentleman.”
” I tilt my head to the right when I lie”