Political Caption Competition

David Seymour using up all the winter subsidy as quickly as possible so that there’s none for poor people

David Seymour using up all the winter subsidy as quickly as possible so that there’s none for poor people

The panic is glorious… Election 2026: Why Paul Goldsmith says Epsom voters no longer need to back David Seymour Since…

Yawn… Greens ‘unapologetic’ at Mongrel Mob meeting as National cries foul Green Party co-leader Marama Davidson is defending some of…

This was the last Ryan Bridge debate… …so my expectations were already very low. Is anyone going to mention Ryan’s…
Election 2026: The Greens dialled down middle-class woke politics and surged in the polls – Bryce Edwards NZ Herald There’s…
Look. TPM and National generating overhangs means anyone trying to get to 51% will need 4 Parties. So. – Advertisement…

The Kingmakers Debate on TVNZ was won by the two Queens, Chloe and Qiulae, but I think Rawiri landed a…
“Give to me the life that’s free,
let the lave go by me…”
R L Stevenson
“Oh! this is the life” says New Zealand’s most well paid beneficiary.
What you do after the ball – when your Dance Card remains empty.
“See, I told you my new girlfriend was hot!”
The power is all mine!
See here I am also getting a power grant this winter also ha ha.