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Political Caption Competition
Zohran Mamdani gives a hungry Queenstown child some French tyres to eat
Don’t know what happened in there but at least my hands are clean.
See, it’s easy! (for the powerful)!
Give the prick a car to sleep in.
One with a broken window.
Down boy, down ! There’s enough for the needy, but not for the greedy.
“Just between you and me, I’ve been ordered out of my house.
Tried sleeping in Simon Bridge’s new electric ‘tuk tuk’ but it’s unheated.”
Hi Work and Income I need some help…lately I’ve been forced to sleep in my car…
Oh dear how sad…where is your car?
In my garage…
Where is your garage”
At my mansion…
Why are you sleeping in your car…
My wife told me I was to sleep there until I learned to stop pulling pony tails…
I suggest you visit the Salvation Army and seek help for your sickness and then you might like to ask for a sickness benefit…and if you have no luck there I suggest to talk to the Minister Paula Bennett…or inspirational Judith Collins…she just got back from lecturing the world on honesty in politics.
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See- Point proven.- By donating 10 dollars a week to charity from my Blind trust I receive 10 times that amount back each week. Bit simpler than poor old Bill English, MOF, double dipping to make ends meet.