Political Caption Competition


After years demanding Labour define a woman, NZ First’s answer appears to be: a woman is a biological female and a female is a biological female.

The Mongrel Mob meth rehabilitation programme worked. But in New Zealand, looking tough on gangs matters more than reducing addiction.

While centrists manage decline, Zohran Mamdani is rolling out public supermarkets, confronting monopoly power and giving working people something Labour forgot how to offer: hope.

A new US-led Pacific “kill web” linking Japan, South Korea and the Philippines signals how rapidly the Indo-Pacific is militarising.

Pow. Suddenly National have dropped the facade of being centrist and is leaning into open malice for those their remaining…

The best thing about RNZ is its close connection with the Deep State via its Wellington Public Service cronyism. Whenever…
All together now:
“Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.”
– Dylan Thomas
If you hate the poor and know it clap your hands…
The aim of the game is leverage up your position with fake news a la Trump.
You can’t deliberately leak private MSD documents in order to smear a politician and then expect him to work with you a few weeks later, doh!
New post-earthquake building regulations require everyone to stand at opposite end of room to Bennett and Brownlie to balance loading on foundations.
Opps which way is the exit now?