Political Caption Competition

Why aren’t all these old people out working?

This years King’s Honours is more corrupt than ever before. Not only has ZB Hate Troll Barry Soper been given…

I’m rolling my eyes so hard they are staring into the back of my skull… ‘Wellington created a monster’: What…

Gleichschaltung is an interesting German word meaning synchronisation or coordination. In the context of German history it was used to…

How many times do Erica Stanford and the government have to make a mockery of the education system before people…

Save the Children is concerned for the welfare of New Zealand’s lowest income families, with Budget 2026 offering little additional…

Greenpeace is lamenting the paucity of solutions in Budget 2026 to the climate, biodiversity and fuel price crises. “We’re facing…
No surprises as recent study finds almost quarter of elderly malnourished.
Harley Quine after the Joker
“Busy Doin’ Nothing”
We’re busy doin’ nothing,
Working the whole day through.
Trying to find lots of things not to do.
We’re busy going nowhere,
Isn’t it just a crime?
We’d better make it snappy,
There’s another hill to climb.
We’d like to be unhappy,
But we never do have the time.
– Vaughn Monroe Lyrics
Those tax cuts came in fast are you retired now?
Paula to her elderly table guests;
“How can you oldies chew now since we took away your “emergency” dental subsidies and w your teeth are rotten?”
Food services agreement you bitch
‘Misunderstanding’ sees MP imprisoned. Judith Collins unavailable for comment…
(Oldies all singing)…
“We’ve been dazed and confused for so long it ain’t true,
Wanted a leader, never bargained for you,
Lotsa people talk and few of ’em know
Soul of our Paula was created below…”
Paula’s just read the UK Conservative’s social policy. Dementia tax on it’s way with the National party (under another name of course, such as “Responsible Healthcare’.!