Political Caption Competition

Why aren’t all these old people out working?

Police Minister Mark Mitchell joins The Bradbury Group to discuss organised crime, transnational criminal syndicates, methamphetamine addiction, gang activity, 501…

Co-Party Leader Debbie Ngarewa-Packer gave her strongest hint yet Te Pati Māori are gearing up for a Kākāriki Alliance MMP…

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During the Vietnam War, an American Major defended the bombing of a village by stating… …fast forward to the present…

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National members ‘nervously optimistic’ about election campaign National Party faithfuls are confident in its chances this election, but acknowledge it’s…
No surprises as recent study finds almost quarter of elderly malnourished.
Harley Quine after the Joker
“Busy Doin’ Nothing”
We’re busy doin’ nothing,
Working the whole day through.
Trying to find lots of things not to do.
We’re busy going nowhere,
Isn’t it just a crime?
We’d better make it snappy,
There’s another hill to climb.
We’d like to be unhappy,
But we never do have the time.
– Vaughn Monroe Lyrics
Those tax cuts came in fast are you retired now?
Paula to her elderly table guests;
“How can you oldies chew now since we took away your “emergency” dental subsidies and w your teeth are rotten?”
Food services agreement you bitch
‘Misunderstanding’ sees MP imprisoned. Judith Collins unavailable for comment…
(Oldies all singing)…
“We’ve been dazed and confused for so long it ain’t true,
Wanted a leader, never bargained for you,
Lotsa people talk and few of ’em know
Soul of our Paula was created below…”
Paula’s just read the UK Conservative’s social policy. Dementia tax on it’s way with the National party (under another name of course, such as “Responsible Healthcare’.!