Political Caption Competition


After years demanding Labour define a woman, NZ First’s answer appears to be: a woman is a biological female and a female is a biological female.

The Mongrel Mob meth rehabilitation programme worked. But in New Zealand, looking tough on gangs matters more than reducing addiction.

While centrists manage decline, Zohran Mamdani is rolling out public supermarkets, confronting monopoly power and giving working people something Labour forgot how to offer: hope.

A new US-led Pacific “kill web” linking Japan, South Korea and the Philippines signals how rapidly the Indo-Pacific is militarising.

Pow. Suddenly National have dropped the facade of being centrist and is leaning into open malice for those their remaining…

The best thing about RNZ is its close connection with the Deep State via its Wellington Public Service cronyism. Whenever…
in a royal regal voice: My Darlek and I………
Well, if it’s that or the Euro-Cybermen…
HRH: “the wiring on this thing looks like it was put in by an Indian”
p.s. for those too young to remember, refer to a famous gaffe by Prince Philip
p.p.s. and to double the irony in the age of outsourcing, these days it almost certainly will be
The Queen meets New Zealand’s new top diplomat, Gerry Brownlee, at Buckingham Palace.
But the Darlek is not throwing her down the stairs…