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Two rednecks tried to explain NZ First’s coalition strategy- they accidentally formed three different governments and collapsed all of them.

Biden is too old to be President!

FACT OF THE DAY: Neutron stars are so incredibly dense that a single teaspoon of their material would weigh about…

Horncastle is the worst thing to come out of Christchurch since the earthquake

FACT OF THE DAY: There is a giant cloud of alcohol in the constellation Aquila that is 1,000 times larger…

FACT OF THE DAY: A single day on Venus lasts longer than a single year on Venus, due to its…