Political Caption Competition
We are days away from this headline from the Herald

Shane Jones trying to define ‘what is a woman’

In Occupied Palestine Zionism in practice Israel’s Daily Toll on Palestinian Life, Limb, Liberty and Land – Advertisement – Sanction…

Shane Jones promises to only eat one crayfish per weekday at Parliament in solidarity with Kiwi battlers doing it tough….

New Israeli Tourism Ministry

Trump’s red lines

Trump’s a Dr and Chris Luxon is a willing patient
I think you all misunderstand this hapless reporter – you just don’t comprehend satire.
You’d hope so, otherwise it’s truly repugnant.
She did worship Key although she didn’t relish explaining his antics with the waitress to her colleagues abroad.
She was getting the YUK factor, that week.
So, You could be right GW.
Audrey’s fantasy….let me be clear here…like poles attract!
You know, a reporter ought to be better with words – repulsion is the force that pushes people away, and using a less precise term like magnetism, is downright misleading.
Week 3 from Audrey: “The evidence-based instincts of Mark Mitchell”
Followed by:
“The social conscience of David Seymour”
“The moral consistency of Casey Costello”
“The ideological agnosticism of Erica Stanford”
and the best of all in week 7: “Trailblazer: how Nicola Willis is transforming contemporary economic thought.”
Next week from Audrey: “The moral leadership of Chris Bishop”.
By Audrey’s ‘standards’, that’s just a small lie.
Young (sister of the ex National MP Jonathon) also had a fetish for John Key. eeeewww!