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TUESDAY 2nd JUNE 2026 FACT OF THE DAY: Kangaroos have three vaginas. POLITICAL QUOTE OF THE DAY: “Returning hate for…

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SUNDAY 31st MAY 2026 FACT OF THE DAY: Antarctica became a continent around 34 million years ago, after losing its…

Never a truer word said!
“Lucky me ! A rogue mini tornado ripped the hood off the carousel at the local fair and left it right at my front door. A few adjustments and it fits me perfectly.”
“I should wear this to the White House, when Mr English goes to Washington.”
Aren’t spiders supposed to have eight legs not 16?
And where’s the bolts in her friend’s neck?
“Bill does outfit make me look big”?
“Pies?”. “Pies.” “Lead the way!”
Los gordos grandes…
Are you sure Gerry was the best person for dieting advice?
Are you leading me into the rogues galley boss?
I may be comfortable there too!!!