Political Caption Competition


Here we go! Blue on Silver unfriendly fire! Winston lobs the first shot… – Advertisement – Winston Peters lashes ‘egotistical’,…

Shane Jones has managed to take a principled position against free trade deals and made it a shitty attack campaign…

Bill giving police new powers needs stricter limits, Privacy Commissioner says The Privacy Commissioner says a bill empowering police to…

Last election voters were bitter post-covid and turned on Jacinda for having the temerity to save 20 000 lives. These…

CTU welcomes Tax Justice Aotearoa policy statement The New Zealand Council of Trade Unions Te Kauae Kaimahi has welcomed today’s…

‘A storm every eight days’ – country’s biggest insurer calls for systemic response A storm hit New Zealand every eight…
“Lucky me ! A rogue mini tornado ripped the hood off the carousel at the local fair and left it right at my front door. A few adjustments and it fits me perfectly.”
“I should wear this to the White House, when Mr English goes to Washington.”
Aren’t spiders supposed to have eight legs not 16?
And where’s the bolts in her friend’s neck?
“Bill does outfit make me look big”?
“Pies?”. “Pies.” “Lead the way!”
Los gordos grandes…
Are you sure Gerry was the best person for dieting advice?
Are you leading me into the rogues galley boss?
I may be comfortable there too!!!