Political Caption Competition
There are some Māori words the Right love

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According to Evangelical Christian PM Chris Luxon, who would Jesus Bomb?
Are those poor people at the desk?
They aren’t wearing suits. But then casual smart is in, it’s a choice with middle class air travellers. We don’t know whether they are poor people who weren’t allowed into the Koru lounge. They’re fussy who they allow into that inner sanctum.
We are go-go people at the top. Why wait for Christmas?
We three kings of Orient are
Bearing gifts we traverse afar
[We have NZAO here in a plain brown wrapper – very traditional grifters, we.]
Field and fountain, moor and mountain
[We’ve got it all, 101%, come where the sun don’t shine for the right emolument,
or emollient heheh, grease our palms and we’ll grease yours.]
Following yonder star [Sell you a seat in our space race rocket-pocket!]
O Star of wonder, star of night
Star with royal beauty bright
Westward leading, still proceeding
Guide us to thy Perfect Light, …
[etc. Watch out for our latest sale bullet-ins.]
The three idiots wanted to change the name to Zeppelin lounge
They should be banned from everything with a Māori name.
Make it so.
They are happy to keep the name Koru bloody hypocrites
BY MAORI FOR PAKEHA MASTERS eh Winston and the other WANNABE Maori idiot .All 3 are loving being named by a Dutch man then ruled by pommy colonists ,and now by major off shore corporations like tobacco companies .