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Imagine If Winston had said this instead?
Winston Peters was in the room just before Trump backed down. Imagine if New Zealand had used that moment to speak with principle instead of crawling.
Why Taxpayers’ Union hate Māori so much
Same voices. Same outrage. Same targets. Why does every Taxpayers’ Union campaign seem to land on Māori?
Sandra Grey is making NZCTU relevant again
Sandra Grey is giving the union movement something it has lacked for years: urgency, clarity and political bite. And with the fuel crisis escalating, that matters.
Dairy sell out and how Fonterra have trashed their social licence
We built Fonterra to protect New Zealand. Now it’s selling off the future and telling us to be grateful for the payout.
Is our justice system too underfunded to fix?
If justice depends on what you can afford, it isn’t justice. And New Zealand is getting dangerously close to that line.
The AMOC is collapsing, why that should concern you
We keep pretending each disaster is a one-off. It’s not. And if the AMOC collapses, “unprepared” won’t even begin to cover it.
Them woke bastard’s took your “No Fat Chicks” sign by the Buller Bridge down again Reg.
You mean Massive Masturbating Marmalade Mousolina
The KKK ‘s out of fashion, but we’ve got MMM now, the Massive Marmalade Mousolina, gonna stop that war in Ukraine in just 24 hours, so by Tuesday it will be all over. Thank the Lord we voted ourselves a truly honest man at last, apart from the convicted felon stuff that’s probably fake news, like all the climate change clap trap. We can start cosying up to Vlad and little rocket man again, and the world will be a safer place, apart from Grrenland, Canada, and Panama. I’m starting to feel great again…again…
I’m sitting in my pj’s Christmas Day
Watching entitled people play
I’m just sitting in pyjamas all day
Wastin’ time.
Looks like nothing’s gonna change
Everything still remains the same
I can’t do what the voters tell me to do
So I guess I’ll remain the same,
Sitting in a rich man’s sun
Wastin’ time.
Get the tune here.
https://genius.com/Otis-redding-sittin-on-the-dock-of-the-bay-lyrics
Sitting on ole couch with my ma….
No worries honey we gonna be great again soon
After 45 years on taxpayer wages,
Winnie sits out his last days
in the trashed far north.
Jan:- You know ‘ 3 Waters’ was not about your incontinence
– poo, piss and dribble-
don’t you Winnie ?
Winnie:- Listen sunshine,
obfuscating is my only real skill,
I swap my spots, LGBQT+ was more de rigueur.
Jan:- That’s your sunset achievement
for the impoverished?
We never even go to a mall to shop!
Winnie:- Sure Jan, but when you do..
you’ll be safe when you have to pee !
“ Figure we need all the immigrants to do the hard work cheap.”
“ Put pineapple on the pizzas I spose.”
Is that a yoke? Bet those eggs are addled as well as scrambled.
Could grow spaghetti to put on pizzas and flog them in the farmers’ market.
“Dipped out of Dipton ‘cos cow herding is hard yakka and made myself a politician easy as.”