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Them woke bastard’s took your “No Fat Chicks” sign by the Buller Bridge down again Reg.
You mean Massive Masturbating Marmalade Mousolina
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I’m sitting in my pj’s Christmas Day
Watching entitled people play
I’m just sitting in pyjamas all day
Wastin’ time.
Looks like nothing’s gonna change
Everything still remains the same
I can’t do what the voters tell me to do
So I guess I’ll remain the same,
Sitting in a rich man’s sun
Wastin’ time.
Get the tune here.
https://genius.com/Otis-redding-sittin-on-the-dock-of-the-bay-lyrics
Sitting on ole couch with my ma….
No worries honey we gonna be great again soon
After 45 years on taxpayer wages,
Winnie sits out his last days
in the trashed far north.
Jan:- You know ‘ 3 Waters’ was not about your incontinence
– poo, piss and dribble-
don’t you Winnie ?
Winnie:- Listen sunshine,
obfuscating is my only real skill,
I swap my spots, LGBQT+ was more de rigueur.
Jan:- That’s your sunset achievement
for the impoverished?
We never even go to a mall to shop!
Winnie:- Sure Jan, but when you do..
you’ll be safe when you have to pee !
“ Figure we need all the immigrants to do the hard work cheap.”
“ Put pineapple on the pizzas I spose.”
Is that a yoke? Bet those eggs are addled as well as scrambled.
Could grow spaghetti to put on pizzas and flog them in the farmers’ market.
“Dipped out of Dipton ‘cos cow herding is hard yakka and made myself a politician easy as.”