Political Caption Competition
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As the NZ Labour Party struggles to shake off the Incremental Wellington Mandarins, there are lessons for them in Keir…

I don’t give 3 shits that there was a mistake in the Greens budget. It was rectified within 24 hours…
The Disabled Community might start suspecting that this Government seems to hate them… Total Mobility subsidy cut leaves Bay of…

Finally! RNZs new website finally makes them look like a news site instead of a middle class lounge room in…

Worst Orgy Ever

FACT OF THE DAY: Teeth are the only part of the human body that cannot heal themselves. POLITICAL QUOTE OF…
Victim of insufficient school lunch programme pisses Kevin off.
Truants rounded up and await their turn for punishment.
ZB ‘journalists’ attend their annual “Exorcism of the Memory of Jacinda Ardern Festival”
ACT’s youth wing show their dedication to evidence-based decisions
2050 NZF conference supplicates the holy spirit of Winton Peters
Young Nats burn dessicated bottom-feeder
Christopher Luxon’s undergraduate economics class
Unemployment numbers drop as WINZ creates jobs for Gen Alpha to guard farmers’ crops from insect plagues caused by climate change.
Anti-vaxers gather at a picnic and lynching of a woman who claims the world is round.
Swamp dwellers yearly ho down