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Here we go! Blue on Silver unfriendly fire! Winston lobs the first shot… – Advertisement – Winston Peters lashes ‘egotistical’,…

Shane Jones has managed to take a principled position against free trade deals and made it a shitty attack campaign…

Bill giving police new powers needs stricter limits, Privacy Commissioner says The Privacy Commissioner says a bill empowering police to…

Last election voters were bitter post-covid and turned on Jacinda for having the temerity to save 20 000 lives. These…

CTU welcomes Tax Justice Aotearoa policy statement The New Zealand Council of Trade Unions Te Kauae Kaimahi has welcomed today’s…

‘A storm every eight days’ – country’s biggest insurer calls for systemic response A storm hit New Zealand every eight…
Victim of insufficient school lunch programme pisses Kevin off.
Truants rounded up and await their turn for punishment.
ZB ‘journalists’ attend their annual “Exorcism of the Memory of Jacinda Ardern Festival”
ACT’s youth wing show their dedication to evidence-based decisions
2050 NZF conference supplicates the holy spirit of Winton Peters
Young Nats burn dessicated bottom-feeder
Christopher Luxon’s undergraduate economics class
Unemployment numbers drop as WINZ creates jobs for Gen Alpha to guard farmers’ crops from insect plagues caused by climate change.
Anti-vaxers gather at a picnic and lynching of a woman who claims the world is round.
Swamp dwellers yearly ho down