MEDIAWATCH: TVNZ Tova vs Butt-plug loving Rural hunters vs the Lonely Cat Ladies Collective

Ummmmmm.
Live TVNZ interview goes off the rails after guest pulls sex toy from pocket
An interviewee going rogue on a live broadcast is not uncommon, but it certainly caught a few off guard on Monday morning.
Mat Bailey, a farmer and an organiser of the North Canterbury Hunting Club’s Feral Cat competition, was speaking live with TVNZ’s Breakfast host Tova O’Brien when she asked what was coming out of his jacket pocket.
“It’s not a cat’s tail, is it,” she asked.
Bailey proceeded to pull out what appeared to be a sex toy that he said he used as a makeshift microphone.
“I got this microphone, it’s a cat tail microphone,” he said, holding the object up to the camera.
Bailey told O’Brien he used it for commentating and kept it in his jacket pocket for safe keeping.
Asked if it was real, Bailey said, “I got that off AliExpress for $14 if you’re interested”.
He then proceeded to hold up a beer after already sharing he was battling with a hangover on Monday.
Stuff
I’m very pleased that rural feral hunters in NZ are so in touch with their sexuality and we shouldn’t kink shame for butt play with Furry Tails.
Some will say it was inappropriate to bring up on TVNZ, but TVNZ Breakfast is a joke anyway so no foul no penalty.
I support hunters shooting lots of feral things and don’t understand the pearl clutching from the Lonely Cat Ladies Collective that feral cats are included…
‘Is this a professional person?’: Cat advocate slams hunting organiser’s TV Stunt
An animal welfare advocate has fiercely condemned the organiser of a controversial South Island feral cat hunt, blasting his live breakfast television appearance in which he brandished a furry sex toy and openly admitted he was hungover.
Farmer and North Canterbury Hunting Club competition organiser Mat Bailey was interviewed live on TVNZ’s Breakfast show on Monday morning where he spoke about his hunting event that saw more than 400 feral cats killed.
He also pulled out what appeared to be a sex toy with a tail.
Anne Batley-Burton from NZ Cat Foundation, who was interviewed prior to Bailey, told Stuff she was disappointed by the way he spoke, along with the amount of airtime he received
Stuff
…it’s almost like Anne has something stuck up her arse.
We have way greater shit to be concerned about than rural but plug loving hunters shooting feral cats and the perpetually outraged Lonely Cat Ladies Collective.
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AO/NZ farmers are vile.They’re profoundly pedestrian and ignorant. They’ll eat each other alive for sport and you just wouldn’t believe what they do to each other in private after footy. 98% of AO/NZ farmers would make Elmer Fudd seem like Einstein and if you pushed two drunk cockies together you’d get three good reasons for compulsory sterilisation and free psychiatric support. AO/NZ farmers are the sole and single reason why our AO/NZ’s tanking financially and culturally. AO/NZ farmers are the ONLY reason why so many other AO/NZ’ers are leaving for Australia and if those who do are smarter than a rogue post-cough cockie turd they should never come back, mainly for reasons of sanity and class.
Kiwi farmers will literally steal their neighbours farms while they fuck their neighbours wives then bash their kids for fun. I honestly can’t think of a more disgusting breed of human being than a swaggering white cockie with a new Hilux who’s just come home with fresh rams an’ a crate o’ piss. AO/NZ farmers are mind numbingly unimaginative, illiterate, artless, classless, mud-clumpers who are so brainless they sometimes forget to breathe in after they finally remembered to breathe out.
You urban lot are at the mercy of a culture of agri-primary industry morons distilled by desperate so consequently highly selective breeding and it serves you fucking right.
Our creepy, alien invaders aka politicians know, only too well, just how desperately, terminally, irreversibly mindlessly, completely and totally below average the average cockie’s intellect could be graded so they simply discharge their manipulative jizz into cockie ears to maintain the money flow into the pockets of those others who make a living from parasitising the stupidity, ignorance and gullibilities of the very, very, average, Kiwi farmer mate.
Hoggard. I mean, really?
https://www.thepost.co.nz/nz-news/360896729/andrew-hoggard-vs-imaginary-vegan-uprising
Beehive? Or Pig Sty.
https://www.beehive.govt.nz/minister/hon-andrew-hoggard
Solution: To a very serious farmer-problem and at the risk of meandering off into the tussocks.
Mandate that all farmers and those who want to become farmers and those who want to marry and have kids to farmers whether male, female or a *Resident Alien must, by mandate, be forced, at gunpoint if necessary, to go to Portugal and take MDMA, LSD, Cannabus, Cocaine, Ayahuasca and psilocybin. Then be **forced to watch ‘Someone Elses Country’ by Alistar Barry then read The Invisable Doctrine by George Monbiot and Peter Hutchison. Then, last but by no means least, study the works of Professor Stanley Milgram. https://psychology.fas.harvard.edu/people/stanley-milgram. Then ! Yes, there’s more. Read Sun Tzu and the art of war.
*https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8690918/ ** Again, at gunpoint if necessary because I mean, what the actual fuck?
Financial Review. August 26 1988.
“Sir Ron Brierley has taken leave from his position as chairman of the Bank of New Zealand following claims that Brierley Investments Ltd’s possible purchase of the bank created a conflict of interest.”
https://www.afr.com/politics/brierleys-leave-from-bnz-19880826-k2z3k