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Chris Luxon hurriedly explains that his foreign minister insisted he check that the women’s bathroom was safe
“let’s be clear, this is the man solely responsible for fucking your health system”
The coldest cranium in the Beehive hates Goldilocks girl.
Luxon has a bad hair day. Again.
did he just call me OfChris?
When I heard he was, how do you say… a kiwi bloke, I was hoping.. more Dan Carter, less Humpty Dumpty.
His missus will provide afternoon tea for $115.00.
He keeps wanting to sing “ White Christmas.”
We managed to get him out of his PJ’s and into a suit…
This guy is the Prime Minister of New Zealand……..I know, I know, who would believe it!!!
He says he’s a landlord and entitled.
I found him in the bathroom talking to himself and taking selfies.
He said don’t worry I’m just polishing a turd
Murmuring, “ I never loved anyone as much as I love myself.”
The mirror crack’d from side to side,
‘ The curse is come upon me’ cried
The twit who thought he was hot.
” I don’t know how he got past security but guilt is written all over his face”
The evolution of the ape.