Political Caption Competition
Using the look on Shane’s face, work out who farted

As the NZ Labour Party struggles to shake off the Incremental Wellington Mandarins, there are lessons for them in Keir…

I don’t give 3 shits that there was a mistake in the Greens budget. It was rectified within 24 hours…
The Disabled Community might start suspecting that this Government seems to hate them… Total Mobility subsidy cut leaves Bay of…

Finally! RNZs new website finally makes them look like a news site instead of a middle class lounge room in…

Worst Orgy Ever

FACT OF THE DAY: Teeth are the only part of the human body that cannot heal themselves. POLITICAL QUOTE OF…
Catching a whiff of Luxon’s soaped-up cv.
Just saw Chris Luxon in his pyjamas.
“By the pricking of my thumbs
Entitled Luxon this way comes”
And you thought Māori rescuing the Kaituna River for all NZers from being a sewerage pipe was big ? Wait until you see what our big arseholes have in store for you !
“ I didn’t want that stolen school lunch, I wanted a sausage roll.”
Guess who just saw Luxon in his pyjamas…
If it smells like crayfish…
Simeon Smells