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Using the look on Shane’s face, work out who farted

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Catching a whiff of Luxon’s soaped-up cv.
Just saw Chris Luxon in his pyjamas.
“By the pricking of my thumbs
Entitled Luxon this way comes”
And you thought Māori rescuing the Kaituna River for all NZers from being a sewerage pipe was big ? Wait until you see what our big arseholes have in store for you !
“ I didn’t want that stolen school lunch, I wanted a sausage roll.”
Guess who just saw Luxon in his pyjamas…
If it smells like crayfish…
Simeon Smells