Political Caption Competition


Immigration policy

Winston argued he needs 9 years in power – this is what NZ would look like after 9 years of…

Nine years of Winston Peters? Critics imagine a future of endless culture wars, deregulation and political horse trading stretched across a decade.

How to deal with Right Wing voters

Prime Minister, you have to come out and talk to Tova sometime

According to Evangelical Christian PM Chris Luxon, who would Jesus Bomb?
“Don’t worry Steve, your hundred million bucks is safe with us.
Of course we’ll stick with National, so there won’t be any increase in NZ’s ridiculously low top-income tax rates.”
Hey cuzzy got a lazy fifty, pay ya back on Tuesday cuz.
You should see him when he’s standing on his paycheck.