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Imagine having to be told what to do by a 17 year old who wears a paper hat.
Absolute hypocrite poses for camera. The most fake politician in N.Z’s history who plans to repeal fair pay agreement.
“Look at me! I’m soon relatable! (I can’t believe poor people eat this garbage, haha)”
Plan B for Luxoff when the nasty Nats lose the election and he gets the knife
“Yep, we’re gonna feed the rich…”
“No, I’m not the Egg McMuffin”
Gerry! How are you mate? Can you get the trailer through the drive through?
Give us a ride chief. The bastards here are all talking about fair pay agreements-I had to tell them I supported them. Who was the wanker that set me up for this?
Wait is that a standing order?
“Ok Nicola I can hear you now. Tell me what I should say next…hardship payment inflationary, tax cut for me miraculously not inflationary?”