Political Caption Competition
The Omicron DJ arrives for Auckland’s New Year’s Party.
The Omicron DJ arrives for Auckland’s New Year’s Party.

Winston Peters was in the room just before Trump backed down. Imagine if New Zealand had used that moment to speak with principle instead of crawling.

Same voices. Same outrage. Same targets. Why does every Taxpayers’ Union campaign seem to land on Māori?

Sandra Grey is giving the union movement something it has lacked for years: urgency, clarity and political bite. And with the fuel crisis escalating, that matters.
We built Fonterra to protect New Zealand. Now it’s selling off the future and telling us to be grateful for the payout.

If justice depends on what you can afford, it isn’t justice. And New Zealand is getting dangerously close to that line.

We keep pretending each disaster is a one-off. It’s not. And if the AMOC collapses, “unprepared” won’t even begin to cover it.
You know you can’t leave. I’m running a book on you all for who lasts the longest. What odds do you want to put on for yourself? I’ll pay out later if you’re still around.
Hah you’re stuck out there wrapped up like a mummy and we’re just hanging out and having fun.
Hah, you’re all in a goldfish bowl together and can’t come out till you’ve put on your masks and been vaccinated. You might have to stay there and we’ll throw buns in to you.
Has anyone seen my scythe? I seem to have mislaid it … … temporarily.
It’s at the MoH having its processes and procedures updated before being sent to the Ministry for Everything for another test run