Political Caption Competition
The Omicron DJ arrives for Auckland’s New Year’s Party.
The Omicron DJ arrives for Auckland’s New Year’s Party.

Jesus wept the new Sealord TV advert is Karen level self victimisation drowned in culture war grievance… …dickhead culture war…

Ummmmmm. Live TVNZ interview goes off the rails after guest pulls sex toy from pocket An interviewee going rogue on…
The New Zealand Council of Christian Social Services has released a new report last week, which shows that 10.2 percent…
Jesus wept… Lake Alice survivor forced to live in public car park after benefit wrongly cancelled Lake Alice torture survivor…

Friend of Sam Neill says abuse the actor experienced due to mining opposition ‘took its toll on him’ New Zealand…

Right wing arseholes feel very relaxed in the presence of Duncan Garner and Shane Jones most recent interview with the…
You know you can’t leave. I’m running a book on you all for who lasts the longest. What odds do you want to put on for yourself? I’ll pay out later if you’re still around.
Hah you’re stuck out there wrapped up like a mummy and we’re just hanging out and having fun.
Hah, you’re all in a goldfish bowl together and can’t come out till you’ve put on your masks and been vaccinated. You might have to stay there and we’ll throw buns in to you.
Has anyone seen my scythe? I seem to have mislaid it … … temporarily.
It’s at the MoH having its processes and procedures updated before being sent to the Ministry for Everything for another test run