Political Caption Competition
Ok, do you want to piss on the prisoners, or shit on them first Simeon?
Ok, do you want to piss on the prisoners, or shit on them first Simeon?

A Marxist, the co-Leader of the Greens, a political commentator, an Environmental activist, the President of the Māori Party and…

Labour will ‘never change’ New Zealand’s nuclear-free status, Hipkins says Labour Party leader Chris Hipkins says his party will “never…

Ex-Defence Minister Wayne Mapp pushes back on US Secretary of Defence Pete Hegseth’s ‘freeloading’ claim Speaking at the Shangri-La Dialogue…

We told you this was already happening… Government uses Budget urgency to pass bill allowing the automation of welfare decisions…

Cough. Sooooooo ’bout those allegations the the IDF are systematically using sexual assault on Palestinian Prisoners… UN blacklists Israel for…

NZ First Conference
Meanwhile, in the carpark…
“Jeanette Burns assures us they’re in control of the situation.”
“Would it be a bad time to say I do have some misgivings?”
“Yeah, not going to lie, I did not expect controlled Burns.”
Barbara: “Oh do I really have to Judith, I was enjoying my New Years ham and turkey giblets.”
Literally rained on their parade.
“ The Vanities of the Roof Fire. “
Two of the most unprepossessing persons in Parliament take it upon themselves to solve a prison riot.
Spiteful and Petty.