Political Caption Competition
Delusional old man demands God smite his enemies, only to find out he is the enemy.
Delusional old man demands God smite his enemies, only to find out he is the enemy.

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
Look at me look at me look at me.
God!, playing tomorrow, please a hole in one would boost my knowing of my self belief in me, and not let losers contaminate my self. my self being.
“Oh, yeah,
Life is bad,
Gloom and misery everywhere,
Stormy weather, Stormy weather,
And I just can’t get my poor self together,
Oh, I’m weary all of the time,
So weary all of the time”
(with apologies to Etta James)
Going, going … soon to be gone.