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I know you are, you said you are, but what am I?

Oh thank you sweet Jesus… Labour reveals public transport fare cap in long-awaited election policy The Labour Party has pledged…
ACT Party book burner Andrew Hoggard may be the dumbest MP in the NZ Parliament. Watching him struggle to hide…

The biggest question I get from the peeps sliding into my DMs is ‘Can Chippy do it’? I’ll tell you…

One of the real frustrations of this Government is their needless counterproductive cruelty. Every single agency that worked with the…

Major AI firm urges ‘pause’ in development as risks grow Anthropic is proposing that the world’s top artificial intelligence companies…

Two rednecks tried to explain NZ First’s coalition strategy- they accidentally formed three different governments and collapsed all of them.
“Look I am smart” Smart with a capital C”
The public came for reassurance for their future and advice on social distancing and left with a lesson in self-preserving projection and cultural isolation
“no, the coronavirus is this big”
Reporter: “What do you say to Americans who are scared?”
POTUS: “You’re a terrible reporter, that’s a nasty question”
Wtf?