Political Caption Competition
The straightest most white male road trip since the Crusades.
The straightest most white male road trip since the Crusades.

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
Don’t mention bridges…
We have no chance in Northland, just smile.
If we lose Northland,were fucked. Whoa steady on Simon what’s this “we” business!
That is just the friendly reassuring face to farmers, it’s slightly too soon to have Xi Jinping on their bus as the National party inspiration and leader.
Bit of an oversight not to have the Natz bank account on the bus for the donations tho. Maybe a silent auction for the list MP seats website, also helpful to know.