Political Caption Competition
Zip it sweetie.

As the NZ Labour Party struggles to shake off the Incremental Wellington Mandarins, there are lessons for them in Keir…

I don’t give 3 shits that there was a mistake in the Greens budget. It was rectified within 24 hours…
The Disabled Community might start suspecting that this Government seems to hate them… Total Mobility subsidy cut leaves Bay of…

Finally! RNZs new website finally makes them look like a news site instead of a middle class lounge room in…

Worst Orgy Ever

FACT OF THE DAY: Teeth are the only part of the human body that cannot heal themselves. POLITICAL QUOTE OF…
Roll up I will have a shot gun up the nose
Sux mince ago I karn evn spell marry juwana, but now…mmm who’s choco chip cookies are those? nom nom.
Special Mix Guaranteed to – Crush Your Dreams – Kick Away Your Hopes- and Splash You Through the Media if You Don’t Thank Me For Doing It.
My hair was flat before I opened this bag.
Cruella de Vil, NZ version.
Back in the day a bag like this would cost me fifty bucks tops.
“This used to be an average weekend for me before I joined Hypocrites Anonymous!”
I got this weed from a close friend who smokes, and I don’t have any problem throwing them in prison for having it
As Judus Collins strips mines the Kauri forests, Soymon explains how fucking useless his MP’s are and Jian Yang attends the CCP Military Parade, Paula Benefit finds a new commercial operation to invest into.
I smoke Oregano and that gets me ‘stoned’.