Political Caption Competition
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FACT OF THE DAY: Many shark species will become temporarily paralyzed if you turn them upside down. POLITICAL QUOTE…

In Occupied Palestine Zionism in practice Israel’s Daily Toll on Palestinian Life, Limb, Liberty and Land – Advertisement – Sanction…

Ahead of Budget 2026, Hāpai Te Hauora called for a budget that listens. A budget that responds to what communities…

“Budget 2026 pushes the science system into a quiet purgatory, with zero announcements from the Minister’s office since 1 April,”…

A coalition promise to “ensure Plunket is funded to do their job properly” was forgotten in Budget 26, NZNO says….

The Government owes New Zealand mothers an explanation after admitting it falsely claimed all women would immediately be entitled to…
Roll up I will have a shot gun up the nose
Sux mince ago I karn evn spell marry juwana, but now…mmm who’s choco chip cookies are those? nom nom.
Special Mix Guaranteed to – Crush Your Dreams – Kick Away Your Hopes- and Splash You Through the Media if You Don’t Thank Me For Doing It.
My hair was flat before I opened this bag.
Cruella de Vil, NZ version.
Back in the day a bag like this would cost me fifty bucks tops.
“This used to be an average weekend for me before I joined Hypocrites Anonymous!”
I got this weed from a close friend who smokes, and I don’t have any problem throwing them in prison for having it
As Judus Collins strips mines the Kauri forests, Soymon explains how fucking useless his MP’s are and Jian Yang attends the CCP Military Parade, Paula Benefit finds a new commercial operation to invest into.
I smoke Oregano and that gets me ‘stoned’.