Political Caption Competition
Zip it sweetie.

A Marxist, the co-Leader of te Pati Māori, the Greenpeace Boss, a Former leader of Labour, a former National Party/NZF…
Winston wants to rob 700 000 permanent residents of the right to vote and the reaction from the media is…

This was my speech at the 2026 Kieth Locke Memorial Debate. The moot: Hate speech laws threaten free speech Moderator:…

FACT OF THE DAY: Roman Emperor Caligula planned to appoint his favorite horse, Incitatus, to the Senate POLITICAL QUOTE OF…

The Alliance Party has welcomed the passing of the new Mental Health Bill but says the reform will fail the…

The Environmental Defence Society (EDS) has today filed its submission on the Conservation Amendment Bill, welcoming the Government’s decision to…
Roll up I will have a shot gun up the nose
Sux mince ago I karn evn spell marry juwana, but now…mmm who’s choco chip cookies are those? nom nom.
Special Mix Guaranteed to – Crush Your Dreams – Kick Away Your Hopes- and Splash You Through the Media if You Don’t Thank Me For Doing It.
My hair was flat before I opened this bag.
Cruella de Vil, NZ version.
Back in the day a bag like this would cost me fifty bucks tops.
“This used to be an average weekend for me before I joined Hypocrites Anonymous!”
I got this weed from a close friend who smokes, and I don’t have any problem throwing them in prison for having it
As Judus Collins strips mines the Kauri forests, Soymon explains how fucking useless his MP’s are and Jian Yang attends the CCP Military Parade, Paula Benefit finds a new commercial operation to invest into.
I smoke Oregano and that gets me ‘stoned’.