Political Caption Competition
Zip it sweetie.

Ummmm. What? Look, ACT MP, Simon Court is without a doubt one of the biggest pimps for Israel and is…

Ummmmmmmm Does Simon Court really think he looks like that?

In Occupied Palestine Zionism in practice Israel’s Daily Toll on Palestinian Life, Limb, Liberty and Land – Advertisement – Sanction…

Concerns over the Coalition Government’s active reversal of policies designed to improve Māori health outcomes were raised at the United…

The Green Party is celebrating a Court of Appeal decision to protect public land in the Wharekirauponga Forest from being…

The Green Party has announced 13 Māori candidates in its final list for the 2026 General Election with 9 in…
Roll up I will have a shot gun up the nose
Sux mince ago I karn evn spell marry juwana, but now…mmm who’s choco chip cookies are those? nom nom.
Special Mix Guaranteed to – Crush Your Dreams – Kick Away Your Hopes- and Splash You Through the Media if You Don’t Thank Me For Doing It.
My hair was flat before I opened this bag.
Cruella de Vil, NZ version.
Back in the day a bag like this would cost me fifty bucks tops.
“This used to be an average weekend for me before I joined Hypocrites Anonymous!”
I got this weed from a close friend who smokes, and I don’t have any problem throwing them in prison for having it
As Judus Collins strips mines the Kauri forests, Soymon explains how fucking useless his MP’s are and Jian Yang attends the CCP Military Parade, Paula Benefit finds a new commercial operation to invest into.
I smoke Oregano and that gets me ‘stoned’.