Political Caption Competition
SPOT THE DIFFERENCE:
One is a Chinese asset, the other is a Chinese spy.
SPOT THE DIFFERENCE:
One is a Chinese asset, the other is a Chinese spy.

The myth we tell ourselves is we are this tiny little country bravely battling above our weight when the reality…

As a marxist atheist, the concept of a Theocracy to me is a medieval anathema. The Iranian Theocracy beats little…

ANZ was wrong. ASB was wrong. Westpac was wrong. – Advertisement – BNZ was wrong and even the Reserve Bank…

‘A storm every eight days’ – country’s biggest insurer calls for systemic response A storm hit New Zealand every eight…

This entire disgusting fiasco reeks to high heaven of despicable corruption and housing policies that actively hurt the poor the…

Ummmm. What? Look, ACT MP, Simon Court is without a doubt one of the biggest pimps for Israel and is…
Better format:
NZ Political History 101
Question 1 (1 mark)
Said Simple Simon to the Spyman,
A. Let me sell our share
B. Bro come and see our wares
C. Please increase our fears
D. Let’s pound each others rears
E. All of the above
Said Simple Simon to the Spyman,
Let me sell our share
(or
Bro come see our wares
or
Please increase our fears
or
Let’s pound each others rears)
So – we are both involved inside ‘the art of deception’ – are we not?
My simple reply would be that is not what the art of deception is.
Arguable if Bridges could be called an ‘asset’ after the Jami-Lee Ross tapes.
More like the Richard Reid for the Taliban.
If Bridges was an asset, Key and English would have sold him.
Ergo Bridges must be an um…