Political Caption Competition


The latest Post-Cabinet press conference revealed more than just policy messaging — it exposed the growing contrast between Christopher Luxon…

New Epstein Files released during the US war with Iran include explosive allegations involving Donald Trump and a teenage victim, raising questions about timing, accountability and political distraction.

The NZX50 plunged 420 points in one of the biggest single-day drops since Covid, as global markets panic over the escalating US-Israel war with Iran and surging oil prices.

Public broadcasters depend on one thing above all else: trust. But when ministers publicly attack coverage and broadcasters appear to…


Trump’s escalation with Iran risks destabilising the Middle East and sending oil to $150 a barrel. What that could mean for New Zealand fuel prices and global instability.
“Wer ist dieser stapel der scheiße?”
“There ain’t nothing like a dame, an’ you ain’t nothing like a dame…”
“…and I make this look good…”
“…and Melania thought your bagels were too dry…”
“Stay in the kitchen hon. This is a man’s world…”
Trump. I’m a powerful man with more Nukes than you, Angela.
Merkel. Is this man for real?????
“Well at least I ain’t Hitler…”
‘‘Are-you-fucking-kidding-me ? ’’
” That’s right, sweetheart, – from now on you NATO types are gonna have to put more in the kitty instead of always sponging off the US of A”….
Heiliger Strohsack! And to think that I said to my colleagues, “No, he’ll be fine, it’s just media exaggeration.”
What’s wrong with my pussy?