Political Caption Competition


FACT OF THE DAY: The tallest tree in the world is a Coast Redwood in California named Hyperion, standing over…

FACT OF THE DAY: Australia is wider than the Moon. POLITICAL QUOTE OF THE DAY: “Donald Rumsfeld. Love him or…

FACT OF THE DAY: Roughly 71% of the Earth’s surface is covered by water. POLITICAL QUOTE OF THE DAY: “Better…

FACT OF THE DAY: Earth’s core is estimated to be as hot as the surface of the Sun POLITICAL…

FACT OF THE DAY: Plants can “speak” to each other by releasing chemical signals to warn of predators. POLITICAL…

FACT OF THE DAY: The tongue of a blue whale can weigh as much as an entire adult elephant. POLITICAL…
“Wer ist dieser stapel der scheiße?”
“There ain’t nothing like a dame, an’ you ain’t nothing like a dame…”
“…and I make this look good…”
“…and Melania thought your bagels were too dry…”
“Stay in the kitchen hon. This is a man’s world…”
Trump. I’m a powerful man with more Nukes than you, Angela.
Merkel. Is this man for real?????
“Well at least I ain’t Hitler…”
‘‘Are-you-fucking-kidding-me ? ’’
” That’s right, sweetheart, – from now on you NATO types are gonna have to put more in the kitty instead of always sponging off the US of A”….
Heiliger Strohsack! And to think that I said to my colleagues, “No, he’ll be fine, it’s just media exaggeration.”
What’s wrong with my pussy?