Political Caption Competition


SUNDAY 31st MAY 2026 FACT OF THE DAY: Antarctica became a continent around 34 million years ago, after losing its…

Never a truer word said!

David Farrar is the biggest Karen on the Right, second only to Sean Plunkett and anyone hosting any show on…

Who ate all the pies? Who ate all the pies? Those fat bastards, those fat bastards – Advertisement – They…

Shane Jones trying to define ‘what is a woman’

Shane Jones promises to only eat one crayfish per weekday at Parliament in solidarity with Kiwi battlers doing it tough….
“Wer ist dieser stapel der scheiße?”
“There ain’t nothing like a dame, an’ you ain’t nothing like a dame…”
“…and I make this look good…”
“…and Melania thought your bagels were too dry…”
“Stay in the kitchen hon. This is a man’s world…”
Trump. I’m a powerful man with more Nukes than you, Angela.
Merkel. Is this man for real?????
“Well at least I ain’t Hitler…”
‘‘Are-you-fucking-kidding-me ? ’’
” That’s right, sweetheart, – from now on you NATO types are gonna have to put more in the kitty instead of always sponging off the US of A”….
Heiliger Strohsack! And to think that I said to my colleagues, “No, he’ll be fine, it’s just media exaggeration.”
What’s wrong with my pussy?