Political Caption Competition


WHERE IS MY TAXPAYER FUNDED LIMO AND CRAYFISH!

FACT OF THE DAY: Astronauts can grow up to 5 cm (2 inches) taller in space because the lack of…

FACT OF THE DAY: Magnetars have magnetic fields so strong they could strip the iron from the hemoglobin in your…

In Occupied Palestine Zionism in practice Israel’s Daily Toll on Palestinian Life, Limb, Liberty and Land – Advertisement – Sanction…

FACT OF THE DAY: There are more trees on Earth than stars in the Milky Way. (About 3 trillion trees…

FACT OF THE DAY: The human body contains enough DNA to stretch from the Sun to Pluto and back roughly…
“Wer ist dieser stapel der scheiße?”
“There ain’t nothing like a dame, an’ you ain’t nothing like a dame…”
“…and I make this look good…”
“…and Melania thought your bagels were too dry…”
“Stay in the kitchen hon. This is a man’s world…”
Trump. I’m a powerful man with more Nukes than you, Angela.
Merkel. Is this man for real?????
“Well at least I ain’t Hitler…”
‘‘Are-you-fucking-kidding-me ? ’’
” That’s right, sweetheart, – from now on you NATO types are gonna have to put more in the kitty instead of always sponging off the US of A”….
Heiliger Strohsack! And to think that I said to my colleagues, “No, he’ll be fine, it’s just media exaggeration.”
What’s wrong with my pussy?