Political Caption Competition


Do you have any idea how badly you have fucked up if your co-governance racism is so cross burning that…
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Have you all seen Taine Randall being interviewed after his announcement to run for recreational hate cult. NZ First? Y-e-a-h….

He quoted the Bible. Except… it wasn’t the Bible. It was Pulp Fiction. And that tells you everything about the spectacle.

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Today was one of the worst days. I awoke at 5am to do an interview on Ryan Bridges’ Newstalk ZB…
“Wer ist dieser stapel der scheiße?”
“There ain’t nothing like a dame, an’ you ain’t nothing like a dame…”
“…and I make this look good…”
“…and Melania thought your bagels were too dry…”
“Stay in the kitchen hon. This is a man’s world…”
Trump. I’m a powerful man with more Nukes than you, Angela.
Merkel. Is this man for real?????
“Well at least I ain’t Hitler…”
‘‘Are-you-fucking-kidding-me ? ’’
” That’s right, sweetheart, – from now on you NATO types are gonna have to put more in the kitty instead of always sponging off the US of A”….
Heiliger Strohsack! And to think that I said to my colleagues, “No, he’ll be fine, it’s just media exaggeration.”
What’s wrong with my pussy?