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Welcome to your new American nightmare

The kind of hard hitting news media that National loves

Mike Hosking’s face has been so white washed in new ZB advert he looks like a KKK scrotum with botox

Immigration policy

Winston argued he needs 9 years in power – this is what NZ would look like after 9 years of…

Nine years of Winston Peters? Critics imagine a future of endless culture wars, deregulation and political horse trading stretched across a decade.

How to deal with Right Wing voters
The new betterer orangier Donroe Doctrine.
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Another oil galleon is seized by the notorious Cap’n Bonespurs. Accompanied by his Untrusty crew ‘Eyeliner Vance’, “Never Blink’ Patel and ‘Blondie’ Leavett aboard their sinister vessel ” The Orange Pussy Grabber.’
( The worst gang of backstabbers, perverts and swindlers to ever be redacted from Epstein’s files).
My apologies shipmates. In addition to the above scurvy knaves I should have added Pete’ leave no survivors’ Hegseth( Perhaps the most bloodthirsty of this evil crew).
Another oil galleon is seized by the notorious Cap’n Bonespurs. Accompanied by his Untrusty crew ‘Eyeliner Vance’, “Never Blink’ Patel and ‘Blondie’ Leavett aboard their sinister vessel ” The Orange Pussy Grabber.’
( The worst gang of backstabbers, perverts and swindlers to ever be redacted from Epstein’s files).