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The new betterer orangier Donroe Doctrine.
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Another oil galleon is seized by the notorious Cap’n Bonespurs. Accompanied by his Untrusty crew ‘Eyeliner Vance’, “Never Blink’ Patel and ‘Blondie’ Leavett aboard their sinister vessel ” The Orange Pussy Grabber.’
( The worst gang of backstabbers, perverts and swindlers to ever be redacted from Epstein’s files).
My apologies shipmates. In addition to the above scurvy knaves I should have added Pete’ leave no survivors’ Hegseth( Perhaps the most bloodthirsty of this evil crew).
Another oil galleon is seized by the notorious Cap’n Bonespurs. Accompanied by his Untrusty crew ‘Eyeliner Vance’, “Never Blink’ Patel and ‘Blondie’ Leavett aboard their sinister vessel ” The Orange Pussy Grabber.’
( The worst gang of backstabbers, perverts and swindlers to ever be redacted from Epstein’s files).