Political Caption Competition

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FACT OF THE DAY: Roman Emperor Caligula planned to appoint his favorite horse, Incitatus, to the Senate POLITICAL QUOTE OF…

FACT OF THE DAY: The heart beats approximately 100,000 times daily. POLITICAL QUOTE OF THE DAY: “Indeed, it’s futile to…

FACT OF THE DAY: The tallest tree in the world is a Coast Redwood in California named Hyperion, standing over…

FACT OF THE DAY: A sloth’s digestive system is so slow that it takes up to two weeks to fully…

Zohran Mamdani gives a hungry Queenstown child some French tyres to eat

FACT OF THE DAY: Sharks have been around for over 400 million years, making them older than trees and the…
The new betterer orangier Donroe Doctrine.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pirate_code
Another oil galleon is seized by the notorious Cap’n Bonespurs. Accompanied by his Untrusty crew ‘Eyeliner Vance’, “Never Blink’ Patel and ‘Blondie’ Leavett aboard their sinister vessel ” The Orange Pussy Grabber.’
( The worst gang of backstabbers, perverts and swindlers to ever be redacted from Epstein’s files).
My apologies shipmates. In addition to the above scurvy knaves I should have added Pete’ leave no survivors’ Hegseth( Perhaps the most bloodthirsty of this evil crew).
Another oil galleon is seized by the notorious Cap’n Bonespurs. Accompanied by his Untrusty crew ‘Eyeliner Vance’, “Never Blink’ Patel and ‘Blondie’ Leavett aboard their sinister vessel ” The Orange Pussy Grabber.’
( The worst gang of backstabbers, perverts and swindlers to ever be redacted from Epstein’s files).