Political Caption Competition

Welcome to your new American nightmare

Biden is too old to be President!

Horncastle is the worst thing to come out of Christchurch since the earthquake

“I don’t know anything about big Polluters writing our policy”.

NZ First Conference

These are the big stories according to The Spin-Off

Never a truer word said!
The new betterer orangier Donroe Doctrine.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pirate_code
Another oil galleon is seized by the notorious Cap’n Bonespurs. Accompanied by his Untrusty crew ‘Eyeliner Vance’, “Never Blink’ Patel and ‘Blondie’ Leavett aboard their sinister vessel ” The Orange Pussy Grabber.’
( The worst gang of backstabbers, perverts and swindlers to ever be redacted from Epstein’s files).
My apologies shipmates. In addition to the above scurvy knaves I should have added Pete’ leave no survivors’ Hegseth( Perhaps the most bloodthirsty of this evil crew).
Another oil galleon is seized by the notorious Cap’n Bonespurs. Accompanied by his Untrusty crew ‘Eyeliner Vance’, “Never Blink’ Patel and ‘Blondie’ Leavett aboard their sinister vessel ” The Orange Pussy Grabber.’
( The worst gang of backstabbers, perverts and swindlers to ever be redacted from Epstein’s files).