Political Caption Competition
YOU DON’T HAVE THE CARDS!
But you did wear a suit!
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Political Caption Competition
I don’t need to carry in KFC and pretend to care when it’s not a climate event
Heard and McDonald Islands Premier representative doing trade talks on Trump’s 10% tarrifs. Premier finding it hard to use smaller words the US President and Vice President can understand.
” If you wave your hands around and show your fingers like this then you’re presidential and people should take notice”
” BUT DONT YOU CLOWNS GET IT, IM AN IMPERIAL PENGUIN”! You are classless.
Huh spotted it, very clever and persipicacious! (I’m working my way through the dictionary to find the best words.)
Nice Greywarbler, nice.
This clip is better – just right for today – we have to throw ourselves into things to offset creeping inertia emanating from …all around, except for people who are incarcerated who might treasure some that is trouble -free.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fY5pmzmiDO8
We must have a diversion to keep the masses busy. Bring back hand jive from the 1950s.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIt7SUJ3jTg
Yeah !
And those lawnmowers..
We can save the penguins, eliminate power tools, tubby Trumps and sit with a G&T
https://www.gettyimages.co.nz/search/2/image?phrase=vintage+lawn+mowers
Those lawnmower images – they open up brand new vistas – fun. Let’s go for the 1950s and nostalgia before high tech came along to make us redundant from living on this planet, or any other.
TRUMP: When I was a boy I liked throwing stones, just like I’m throwing around tariffs now. But if anyone threw stones back at me, I’d get really mad. Who do they think they are, throwing stones at me, just because I threw stones at them. Throwing stones is stupid, so anyone who copies me throwing stones must be stupid.
Yes that’s a great test – pretend to be stupid first, and then see who follows along doing the stupid thing. I believe that is the basis of our western world. The important thing is for the leader to have lots of money and/or good financial and power connections. Explains NZAO’s present plight.
Penguin: The ice sheets are melting.
Trump and Vance: Fake news!
Penguin: No really, I’ve seen it with my own big yellow eyes.
Trump: Get the hell out of here. You can come back when you have learnt to show some respect.
PENGUIN No! Please listen while I explain again!
There are no penguins in Greenland. There are polar bears.
Why don’t you talk to the hungry one waiting outside?
Penguin to Trump ,oh a ginger penguin .
Batman watches on in horror as Penguin orders a filet-o-fish at the White House