Political Caption Competition
A blood splattered Prime Minister fries rabbits for new school lunch pack
A blood splattered Prime Minister fries rabbits for new school lunch pack

How do you know what I said to Maiki?

Chris Luxon – Will take a silly selfie with the media but will run a mile form being actually interviewed

How big an arsehole am I? This big!

If Trump’s new Golden Statue was more realistic

Fra Right Hate site, The Platform, lecturing us on being classy

National Party Conference
soon there will be no rabbits as there will be nothing but bare earth
Pass me the tongs I`ve just spotted a Hare.
“oh no my caucus now shrunken heads”
Goat ball curry.
National revises their Bread & Crumbs budget with inclusion of nz assets
Looks good, too good for the ordinary human. It must be hospitality to wealthy investors lining up to come into our bolt hole for a fee. which goes into our accounts and helps in looking as if we have a live economy. (It’s similar to mice that have overrun native animals who aren’t safe any more – https://mousefreemarion.org/ – and – https://nicenews.com/environment/redonda-caribbean-island-restoration-protected-area/… Can Aotearoa become a protected area, replenished and safe for the locals?)
LUXON ( To himself) If the wife rakes in over $100 a head for her afternoon teas, I should be raking in even more for this.
LUXON (To himself) Why the fuck am I doing this instead of Winston or David?