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The latest Post-Cabinet press conference revealed more than just policy messaging — it exposed the growing contrast between Christopher Luxon…

New Epstein Files released during the US war with Iran include explosive allegations involving Donald Trump and a teenage victim, raising questions about timing, accountability and political distraction.

The NZX50 plunged 420 points in one of the biggest single-day drops since Covid, as global markets panic over the escalating US-Israel war with Iran and surging oil prices.

Public broadcasters depend on one thing above all else: trust. But when ministers publicly attack coverage and broadcasters appear to…


Trump’s escalation with Iran risks destabilising the Middle East and sending oil to $150 a barrel. What that could mean for New Zealand fuel prices and global instability.
Victim of insufficient school lunch programme pisses Kevin off.
Truants rounded up and await their turn for punishment.
ZB ‘journalists’ attend their annual “Exorcism of the Memory of Jacinda Ardern Festival”
ACT’s youth wing show their dedication to evidence-based decisions
2050 NZF conference supplicates the holy spirit of Winton Peters
Young Nats burn dessicated bottom-feeder
Christopher Luxon’s undergraduate economics class
Unemployment numbers drop as WINZ creates jobs for Gen Alpha to guard farmers’ crops from insect plagues caused by climate change.
Anti-vaxers gather at a picnic and lynching of a woman who claims the world is round.
Swamp dwellers yearly ho down