Political Caption Competition
Judith Collins public transport policy

A Marxist, the Leader of the Labour Party, an Environmental Activist, a Māori broadcaster, the President of the Māori Party…

New Zealand warned by China of missile test in South Pacific, Winston Peters expresses concern Foreign Affairs Minister Winston Peters…

Look. I appreciate that there are many food wankers in NZ, how else could Jessie Mulligan have a job at…
Wow. Read Luxon’s talking points and how he managed to mangle them into that train-wreck interview… Revealed: The talking points…

Property developer Matthew Horncastle referred to police over political billboards A Christchurch property developer says he has been referred to…

FACT OF THE DAY: Roughly 71% of the Earth’s surface is covered by water. POLITICAL QUOTE OF THE DAY: “Better…
Rug sought to complete Wellington sweeping kit
… Rug sought for the sweeping under thereof of women’s voices, safe spaces, deaf politicians, and blind police pronouns.
Economy over the next 12 months shows steady downward trend. Then some sticky tape, before bursting into a thousand pieces.
LOST: One ethnic cat dropped off the back. If found please return to Elizabeth the Silent.
New broom – with hidden app and design for jet propulsion and Q has designed cunning little IEDs for the malcontents.
Whether ‘tis better be whacked by a broom or a bike is the thought in the mind of Marama.
@Alberta nice!
Nicola Willis fail’s to show for parliament, reports her vehicle was stolen.
So ………… @ Bert: She often takes advantage of the DEPENDENT contractor and uses the Uber. Not unlike a number of upper echelon public servants and sometimes their polly wanna cracker ministerial overlords.
They often forget they shouldn’t really discuss things they’d rather not have the plebs hear (while in that space, going forward).
Much as it hurts me to admit, she’s not even near as bad as many of them. (And I don’t even drive Ubers)
Could she not cycle @OnceWasTim?
It would help the environment and thus there would be stronger convictions in voting for her.
But after the election she may have the power to be one of those polly wana cracker ministerial overlords and dump the Uber broomstick.
How to make a baby cry the environmental way.
Wellington City Council unveils prototype driverless bus.
Homemade Mexican Brooms. One for the price of six available only from the Green Party, Chocolate Hill, Mercedes Boulevard, Wellington.
LOST: Partner of pictured earring. If found please return to Elizabeth Kerekere.