Political Caption Competition
Judith Collins public transport policy

Watching the madness of the weekend where Trump claims the Strait open, only to be rejected by Iran 24 hours…

Hawke’s Bay mayor says he refused state of emergency for Cyclone Vaianu, calls response ‘woke’ A Hawke’s Bay mayor claims…

Debbie Ngarewa-Packer joins this week’s 1-on-1 in 10 to break down the escalating cost-of-living crisis, the fuel price surge, and…

Labour up. National down. Wild swings like this don’t just happen — something has broken.

The Green’s State of the Planet address provided the exact type of policy NZ is desperately needing… The Green Party…

While Labour sit on their hands and promise incrementalism, Winston comes in with a policy that could win NZF 20%……
Rug sought to complete Wellington sweeping kit
… Rug sought for the sweeping under thereof of women’s voices, safe spaces, deaf politicians, and blind police pronouns.
Economy over the next 12 months shows steady downward trend. Then some sticky tape, before bursting into a thousand pieces.
LOST: One ethnic cat dropped off the back. If found please return to Elizabeth the Silent.
New broom – with hidden app and design for jet propulsion and Q has designed cunning little IEDs for the malcontents.
Whether ‘tis better be whacked by a broom or a bike is the thought in the mind of Marama.
@Alberta nice!
Nicola Willis fail’s to show for parliament, reports her vehicle was stolen.
So ………… @ Bert: She often takes advantage of the DEPENDENT contractor and uses the Uber. Not unlike a number of upper echelon public servants and sometimes their polly wanna cracker ministerial overlords.
They often forget they shouldn’t really discuss things they’d rather not have the plebs hear (while in that space, going forward).
Much as it hurts me to admit, she’s not even near as bad as many of them. (And I don’t even drive Ubers)
Could she not cycle @OnceWasTim?
It would help the environment and thus there would be stronger convictions in voting for her.
But after the election she may have the power to be one of those polly wana cracker ministerial overlords and dump the Uber broomstick.
How to make a baby cry the environmental way.
Wellington City Council unveils prototype driverless bus.
Homemade Mexican Brooms. One for the price of six available only from the Green Party, Chocolate Hill, Mercedes Boulevard, Wellington.
LOST: Partner of pictured earring. If found please return to Elizabeth Kerekere.