Political Caption Competition
Local Government will fix it

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“Budget 2026 shows a Government turning its back on its duty of care to iwi, community groups, and whānau facing…

E tū, Aotearoa’s largest private sector union, says Budget 2026 keeps the care and support system in crisis and offers…

For yet another year, Treasury’s child poverty forecasting shows no movement toward hitting the 2028 goal of halving child poverty…

The Green Party is condemning the Government’s move to hand decisions on benefits over to automated systems, warning it will…

This years King’s Honours is more corrupt than ever before. Not only has ZB Hate Troll Barry Soper been given…
English..”Do we need to spend money on infrastructure John?”
Key… “Na fuck it, let them eat cake”!
The wokeswagon virtue signals don’t need real roads. Cancel them.
Max Key, ” no, real men ride women”!
‘I’ll drink to that’……as long as it’s not tap water.
Accident investigators find the last known location of the UK economy.
There was water in there yes. But someone in a white coat came with a test tube and took it all away to check on water quality. But they promised to bring it back tomorrow.
Thanks GW, I had a giggle over that
“There should be water down there. Did someone steal it?”
Well you see boss. This is the hole you dig for yourself when you are supposed to be a socialist party that really just likes being a bitch for big business. Yes Labour and the Greens are both in there.
So that’s where Steven Joyce’s 11-billion-dollar hole is.