Political Caption Competition
Local Government will fix it

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
English..”Do we need to spend money on infrastructure John?”
Key… “Na fuck it, let them eat cake”!
The wokeswagon virtue signals don’t need real roads. Cancel them.
Max Key, ” no, real men ride women”!
‘I’ll drink to that’……as long as it’s not tap water.
Accident investigators find the last known location of the UK economy.
There was water in there yes. But someone in a white coat came with a test tube and took it all away to check on water quality. But they promised to bring it back tomorrow.
Thanks GW, I had a giggle over that
“There should be water down there. Did someone steal it?”
Well you see boss. This is the hole you dig for yourself when you are supposed to be a socialist party that really just likes being a bitch for big business. Yes Labour and the Greens are both in there.
So that’s where Steven Joyce’s 11-billion-dollar hole is.