Political Caption Competition
The Omicron DJ arrives for Auckland’s New Year’s Party.
The Omicron DJ arrives for Auckland’s New Year’s Party.

TUESDAY 2nd JUNE 2026 FACT OF THE DAY: Kangaroos have three vaginas. POLITICAL QUOTE OF THE DAY: “Returning hate for…

“Budget 2026 shows a Government turning its back on its duty of care to iwi, community groups, and whānau facing…

E tū, Aotearoa’s largest private sector union, says Budget 2026 keeps the care and support system in crisis and offers…

For yet another year, Treasury’s child poverty forecasting shows no movement toward hitting the 2028 goal of halving child poverty…

The Green Party is condemning the Government’s move to hand decisions on benefits over to automated systems, warning it will…

This years King’s Honours is more corrupt than ever before. Not only has ZB Hate Troll Barry Soper been given…
You know you can’t leave. I’m running a book on you all for who lasts the longest. What odds do you want to put on for yourself? I’ll pay out later if you’re still around.
Hah you’re stuck out there wrapped up like a mummy and we’re just hanging out and having fun.
Hah, you’re all in a goldfish bowl together and can’t come out till you’ve put on your masks and been vaccinated. You might have to stay there and we’ll throw buns in to you.
Has anyone seen my scythe? I seem to have mislaid it … … temporarily.
It’s at the MoH having its processes and procedures updated before being sent to the Ministry for Everything for another test run