Political Caption Competition
The Omicron DJ arrives for Auckland’s New Year’s Party.
The Omicron DJ arrives for Auckland’s New Year’s Party.

Look. We ALL want to give Paul Henry a kicking, but come on. Conflating his Marry, Shag, Shoot and manufacturing…

Insults, potshots and quip about a third term: Trump’s rambling gala address Donald Trump joked around with the room of…

Greens reveal campaign slogan, priorities, and call for end to ‘bloodsport politics’ The Green Party has laid out the three…

Winston, Shane and Casey Costello are bad enough, but the cavalcade of political circus freaks who have all been dragged…

There is such a crazy disconnect between this Government’s position on climate change and the reality that is about to…

Luxon ruled Nash out of Cabinet after rumours were circulating that Nash had resigned, so not the great leadership moment…
You know you can’t leave. I’m running a book on you all for who lasts the longest. What odds do you want to put on for yourself? I’ll pay out later if you’re still around.
Hah you’re stuck out there wrapped up like a mummy and we’re just hanging out and having fun.
Hah, you’re all in a goldfish bowl together and can’t come out till you’ve put on your masks and been vaccinated. You might have to stay there and we’ll throw buns in to you.
Has anyone seen my scythe? I seem to have mislaid it … … temporarily.
It’s at the MoH having its processes and procedures updated before being sent to the Ministry for Everything for another test run