Political Caption Competition
Self identifying bird

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My name is Polly and I identify as a parrot pronouns flee/fly
Who you callin’ a bird?
Judith flies in …
…and lays eggs, names children The Kraut and John. John follows behind The Kraut mimicking everything he says, now that’s batshit comedy right there.
A-well-a ev’rybody’s heard about the bird bird bird bird
Tell Kakapo and Kiwi I, at least, can bloody fly!