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Roll up I will have a shot gun up the nose
Sux mince ago I karn evn spell marry juwana, but now…mmm who’s choco chip cookies are those? nom nom.
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My hair was flat before I opened this bag.
Cruella de Vil, NZ version.
Back in the day a bag like this would cost me fifty bucks tops.
“This used to be an average weekend for me before I joined Hypocrites Anonymous!”
I got this weed from a close friend who smokes, and I don’t have any problem throwing them in prison for having it
As Judus Collins strips mines the Kauri forests, Soymon explains how fucking useless his MP’s are and Jian Yang attends the CCP Military Parade, Paula Benefit finds a new commercial operation to invest into.
I smoke Oregano and that gets me ‘stoned’.