Political Caption Competition
SPOT THE DIFFERENCE:
One is a Chinese asset, the other is a Chinese spy.
SPOT THE DIFFERENCE:
One is a Chinese asset, the other is a Chinese spy.

After years demanding Labour define a woman, NZ First’s answer appears to be: a woman is a biological female and a female is a biological female.

The Mongrel Mob meth rehabilitation programme worked. But in New Zealand, looking tough on gangs matters more than reducing addiction.

While centrists manage decline, Zohran Mamdani is rolling out public supermarkets, confronting monopoly power and giving working people something Labour forgot how to offer: hope.

A new US-led Pacific “kill web” linking Japan, South Korea and the Philippines signals how rapidly the Indo-Pacific is militarising.

Pow. Suddenly National have dropped the facade of being centrist and is leaning into open malice for those their remaining…

The best thing about RNZ is its close connection with the Deep State via its Wellington Public Service cronyism. Whenever…
Better format:
NZ Political History 101
Question 1 (1 mark)
Said Simple Simon to the Spyman,
A. Let me sell our share
B. Bro come and see our wares
C. Please increase our fears
D. Let’s pound each others rears
E. All of the above
Said Simple Simon to the Spyman,
Let me sell our share
(or
Bro come see our wares
or
Please increase our fears
or
Let’s pound each others rears)
So – we are both involved inside ‘the art of deception’ – are we not?
My simple reply would be that is not what the art of deception is.
Arguable if Bridges could be called an ‘asset’ after the Jami-Lee Ross tapes.
More like the Richard Reid for the Taliban.
If Bridges was an asset, Key and English would have sold him.
Ergo Bridges must be an um…